Weird Shit My Brother Wears
Silky cherry top and scarface pj bottoms. He’s never seen the movie.

Silky cherry top and scarface pj bottoms. He’s never seen the movie.

When my brother was little, he had a huge crush on Ellen De Generes.

He was running away from the camera so fast that I couldn’t get a very good photo, but my brother was totally wearing a red silk kimono robe thing when he came out of his room to grab his laundry.

Came into my room to take out my trashcan wearing gold satin pj pants.
Also, I think his toenails are painted blue which is pretty rad.

Came into my room to take out my trashcan wearing gold satin pj pants.

Also, I think his toenails are painted blue which is pretty rad.

Holy moly, 20 followers already.

Footsie pajamas with Playboy bunnies all over them. Buttflap included.

Footsie pajamas with Playboy bunnies all over them. Buttflap included.

A muumuu robe that was too small for my grandma was just big and comfy enough for my brother.

A muumuu robe that was too small for my grandma was just big and comfy enough for my brother.

One Christmas, my aunt gave me a very ugly green velvet dress. After she left, I told my mom I didn’t want it. One night, I found my brother getting ready for bed and wearing it as a nightgown.